Do you want the chance to join the club whose middle name is 'kudos'? Of course you do!

And guess what? It's so easy even a rugby player could do it. I stress could .

The only qualification you need to join is that you are good fun on and off the water. Some of us can't row for toffee, but people put up with us because even if we don't win races, we can still carry our team mates home from the pub..

The womens' club captain is Zoe McNulty ; the mens' captain is Ed Van Asch .

To send an email online, just click the name of the captain of your choice!

(Told you it was simple)